Perhaps I should explain...Wake beating Duke is huge. Duke was ranked #2 in the country and had only lost one other game this entire season. We Wake Forest fans have been waiting for three years for something like this to happen, ever since Chris Paul dropped a deuce on Skip Prosser and the Demon Deacons by leaving school after his sophomore year even though he'd promised he wouldn't. Wake is a small school with only 3,800 undergrads and sure most of them are snobby and spoiled rich kids, but it so cool to see this small school compete with the likes of Florida State (~40,000 undergrads), NC State (~45,000 undergrads), and Duke (~10,000 undergrads). Plus I have a special dislike for Duke because I've heard over and over again since deciding to go to Wake that the only reason kids attend Wake is cause they couldn't get in to Dook. Well Fuck that...Dook Sucks. It's just a wanna be Princeton anyway and I never even applied. I visited Dook in 1995 as a prospective student looking at colleges and as I recall the big social event of the evening was to gather in the common room and watch Bev-9er...so intellectual and so worldly...At least the kids at Wake took me out and got me drunk. All the students watching Bev-9er were too wrapped up in Brenda's virginity or whatever, to talk with me about how sweet their crappy school was. So I am pleased that my little school won last night and provided one more positive data point to the statistically overwhelming and growing correlation that Duke Sucks.
PS. Sorry about the preceding post Colleen. Despite the cheating scandals, I am sure Fuqua is an exception to the Dook Sucks correlation.
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C'mon Uncle Birdman. If you'd gone to Dook, you'd know it was Donna's virginity. Brenda was a whore.
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